I am posting for the first time

I am posting on this blog for the first time. Other people have posted things already, but I didn't. I think I might be having fun, but I don't know.

This is a link (an internet link) that you can follow if you want:
http://www.artinliverpool.com/blog/2010/02/literalism-clifford-sayer-at-gallery-liverpool/

I found that link on the internet. It is about an art exhibition.

The art exhibition confuses me because it doesn't seem to be literal at all. I like that they call the paintings and drawings paintings and drawings, but the painter and drawer seems to not know anything about being literal at all.

This is another music video that you can watch.

This is another one. I'm sorry that I didn't warn you there would be two. There are two. This one is better.

Get me out of Here: literalist pop music.

She doesn't want to be there. Someone should get her out of there.

Naughty Kitchen

Naughty Kitchen

a poem by Nicholas Sumida

What happened to that show The Naughty Kitchen?
I never watched it, but it looked REALLY funny.
There was a sassy gay guy, I think.
He probably said a lot of crazy things,
like "don't go there".
Or "oooh, you're bad".

A lot of tv shows come and then go.
TV is good, especially when there is a good show on it.
I think TVs were invented in America, but I don't really know.
Porn was definitely invented in America.
And flying.

The bad part about tv is that it can't say goodbye.
Goodbye Naughty Kitchen!

A Dictionary

A

a - The letter 'A.'
aah - "Aah."
aardvark - An animal that is not an anteater.
aardwolf - The one in the picture in the dictionary that sort of looks like a hyena.
Aaron - That guy Aaron.
Aaronic ­- What that guy Aaron is like.
Ab - Two letters next to each other that are Jewish.
ab- - Two letters next to each other that are a prefix.
aba - Some clothes made of small parts of a camel.
abaca - A plant named abaca.
aback - What I'm taken.
abacterial - Certainly not bacterial.
abandon - When someone leaves you alone but forever.
a bas - Like when you're down with something.
abase - To get down with something.
...

I Like Having Brunch

I Like Having Brunch

a poem by Nicholas Sumida

Brunch is a really good meal that you can have when you get hungry.
I like having brunch.
My favorite thing to order is eggs benedict,
and when I get it I put all of it in my mouth as quickly as possible,
like an animal, or a poor person.

Today we had some brunch, and then we drew some pictures on the table.
Wow, i sure wish it was brunch time all day,
that would be the best day.

If I were a dominatrix, I would torture people by not letting them have any brunch.
then they would learn a lesson about obeying me, but also about how good brunch is.
Boy, it sure feels like I'm being tortured right now,
because it's really dark outside,
so I can't have brunch right now.

I'm going to play with my penis and then sleep.
I hope I dream about brunch!

This is the first post of the Literalist blog

This is the First Post of the Literalist Blog

a poem by Nicholas Sumida

This is the first post of the Literalist blog.
I'm typing it on my computer right now
and then later on someone might read it.
Also, someone might not read it.

The word blog is a little bit funny.
Some other funny words are rosacea,
famine,
and taco bell.

Life sure is funny sometimes,
but sometimes it's hard too.
Well, now I'm done writing!